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Happy Birthday You Fuc*ing Fossil Card | Funny Birthday
Happy Birthday You Fuc*ing Fossil Card | Funny Birthday
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Celebrate another trip around the sun with the “Happy Birthday You Fuc*ing Fossil” card—a brutally funny way to remind your favorite person they’re ancient (but still fabulous). This cheeky, hand-drawn design is perfect for the friend who can take a joke, laugh at themselves, and appreciate a little age-related sass.
Printed on thick 16pt matte cardstock for a high-quality feel, this A2-sized card (4.25 × 5.5 inches folded) includes a coordinating kraft or holiday-tone envelope. The inside is blank, ready for your personal message—whether it’s heartfelt, hilarious, or full of friendly shade.
Give them the gift of laughter and a little lighthearted reality check.
