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I’d Stay Up Past 9pm For You Card | Funny Greeting Card
I’d Stay Up Past 9pm For You Card | Funny Greeting Card
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Let someone know they’re truly special with this witty and relatable “I’d Stay Up Past 9pm For You!” greeting card. Ideal for friends, partners, or anyone who appreciates good humor and a cozy night in, this card perfectly captures modern-day devotion—with a laugh.
Printed on thick 16 pt matte cardstock, this A2-sized card (4.25 × 5.5 inches folded) feels luxe and substantial in hand. Each card comes with a coordinating kraft or holiday-tone envelope, ready to gift. The inside is blank, giving you plenty of space for your personal message—or a sarcastic one-liner if that’s your style.
Playful, honest, and guaranteed to get a smile, this card is proof that love (and laughter) is worth staying up for.
