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The Older You Get Card | Funny Birthday Greeting
The Older You Get Card | Funny Birthday Greeting
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Age like fine wine—and care less while doing it. The “The Older You Get, The Less F*cks You Give” Funny Birthday Card delivers the perfect mix of sass and humor for anyone who’s mastered the art of not giving a damn. It’s the ultimate card for friends, siblings, or coworkers who appreciate a good laugh and a dose of truth with their cake.
Printed on premium 16 pt matte cardstock for a luxe, velvety feel, this A2-sized card (4.25 × 5.5 inches folded) comes with a coordinated kraft or holiday-tone envelope. The inside is blank—ready for your own witty message, heartfelt note, or inside joke.
Hand-drawn, bold, and unapologetically real—just like the person you’re sending it to.
