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Funny Birthday Card | You Look Great, For Being Old As F***
Funny Birthday Card | You Look Great, For Being Old As F***
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The perfect mix of sass and celebration, the “You Look Great, For Being Old As Fuck” Birthday Card keeps it real while keeping it funny. Featuring a hand-drawn design with a playful party dinosaur illustration, this card is the ultimate way to roast your favorite aging beauty—affectionately, of course.
Printed on thick, premium 16 pt matte cardstock for a smooth finish, this A2-sized card (4.25 × 5.5 inches folded) comes with a coordinated kraft or holiday-tone envelope. The inside is blank, leaving you plenty of room to craft your own snarky message, heartfelt note, or both—because balance is everything.
Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone fabulous enough to laugh at themselves.
