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Your Birthday Is One of the Few I Give A Shit About Card | Funny Birthday
Your Birthday Is One of the Few I Give A Shit About Card | Funny Birthday
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When it comes to birthdays, you don’t give a shit about many—but this one’s the exception. Our “Your Birthday Is One of the Few I Give A Shit About” card delivers equal parts attitude and affection, making it perfect for the friend who loves sarcasm, dark humor, and unapologetic honesty.
Printed on thick 16 pt matte cardstock, this A2-sized card (4.25 × 5.5 inches folded) feels premium and sturdy. Each card comes with a coordinating kraft or holiday-tone envelope and is blank inside, leaving room for your own snarky message or sincere sentiment (if you’re into that kind of thing).
Witty, hand-drawn, and just the right amount of savage—this is the birthday card they’ll actually remember.
