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You’re Not Old Card | Funny Birthday Greeting Card
You’re Not Old Card | Funny Birthday Greeting Card
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Remind them that aging is just fine wine energy with our “You’re Not Old” Greeting Card — the perfect blend of humor and charm. Featuring the cheeky message “You’re not old. You’re aged to perfection,” this hand-drawn design is ideal for birthdays, milestones, or anyone who embraces life (and laughs) with style.
Printed on premium 16 pt matte cardstock, this A2-sized card (4.25 × 5.5 inches folded) feels as good as it looks. Each card comes with a coordinating kraft or holiday-tone envelope and arrives blank inside, ready for your own clever message or heartfelt wish.
Classy, funny, and a little bit cheeky — just like the person you’re giving it to.
